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The Hugh Kelly

The Hugh Kelly

We have this friend you see…. He has this thing about posting picture of the most appalling food. If you see a Wetherspoons plate you know he’s gone executive. If he’s on holiday in Eastern Europe you can pretty much expect to see live toads and entrails on his plate……

So just for you Hugh:-

½ a Giant Yorkshire Pudding ( Seems reasonable so far )
Parsnip crisps ( Also reasonable )
Boiled Carrots ( Still sounds OK? )
Deep fryed Lecto-Fremented Garlic Mushroom in a Gram Flour batter with Chilli seeds  ( Getting a bit harsh now )
Pork Loin steak griddled with whole grain Mustard ( No bad but a bit dry and the griddle will need a proper clear! )
Onion Gravy
Fresh Parsley from the planter box outside the make it all ‘Pretty’

Addition extras for Hugh

(1) One shaved raw Pigs scrotum.
(2) Vanilla Ice cream.
(3) A live Toad.
(4) Sawdust from a large west facing Sycamore tree.

Actually without the “Hugh Additions” it was quite tasty!

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Gammon Chowder recipe, eat well on universal credit

Maybe it’s not traditional, but this recipe has crossed oceans and mutated so much, it’s not easy to say what is actually traditional.

A little Gammon Joint went a very long way….


Ingredients:-

700g Gammon Round Cut
1 Onion, thickly sliced
2 Carrots, chopped
1 large Leek, thickly sliced
2 Parsnips, chopped
2 Sprigs of Fresh Thyme
2 Sprigs of fresh Rosemary
100ml of Lactose free Milk
A heathy glug of Hendersons Relish
2 Tbsp of Cornflour and water, mixed
1l of Chicken Stock
Salt & Pepper to taste

Method:-

(1) Boil the Gammon in water for 30 minutes.
(2) Rinse in cold water and clean the pan out.
(3) Add the Vegetables with the Thyme, Rosemary and season with Salt & Pepper.
(4) Cut the Gammon into large cubes and add to the pan.
(5) Pour over the Stock.
(6) Bring to the boil and then reduce the heat to a simmer.
(7) Add to Cornflour and water  fix with a good glug of Hendersons.
(8) Stir well and simmer for 1 ½ to 2 hours until the Gammon is tender.


We topped ours with croutons made from home baked Gluten free Bread, which added a nice crush.

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